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Paul. 26. R.I.P. AJL. Aries. Blessthefall. Guns N' Roses. Hopeful. Portland. Salem. Tattoos. Tigers. U2. Wrestling.
lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.
so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic
how do i get over someone who i never dated
I embarrass myself infront of myself
what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
You clearly don’t own a cat
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
"i don’t like garlic bread"
I want a regular family sitcom with cheap jokes and laughing tracks, which gradually get more and more disturbing until it turns to a psychological horror film with the laughing tracks still going
The days news, in one photo
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.